Showing posts with label Fun Posts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Posts. Show all posts
Oct 3, 2011
Love is of different ways and stages.
This is an innocent love at the age of 2-4 yrs.. here there will not be any selfishness.
you can find true love here.
Sep 23, 2011
Do's And Dont's from Guru Tanvi !.....
Concept 1
1. See with your eyes
2. Listen what all are talking, store it ( may be in use some other time)
But don't open you mouth to speak
Concept 2
1. Listen to all and don't let it go from any where.
i.e : out N/A ||_: <= in
Which one you follow that's up to you..
Never eat what ever you want it may harm your health and glamour.
Note: All greens things are not vegetables/ eatables.
Thank you for following Tanvi's Tips.
Wait for next post for TIPs from Tanvi ..
Sep 22, 2011
How to learn Walking from Tanvi !....
Hi friends this is Tanvi, and in this article I am going to teach How to Walk.
All parents help there kids to learn walking. But how a kid himself can start walking without any support of the parents.
Let us C
First of all you need to look for any wall or chair or sofa which is near and which a kid can catch and hold.
this will help to stand up and standing is the first step to walk.
now try to move your legs to and fro for making yourself balance.once you fell that it is OK then try to turn around with support of wall or any which is nearer.
Let the hands be free and be confidence, that says you are done..
Slowly put you leg a step, do not fear. you will learn very fast..
Note: This for parents- Let the kids learn them selves it helps to grow fast.
Here the best practice is to reach refrigerator, you find plenty of things in that.
Eg : Milk, chocolates, cakes, nuts etc. kids love to have them so they frequently visit this place.
That's all for now.
I think this article will help kids and parents to learn.
Wait for the next post. Tanvi....
How to drink water yourself from Tanvi !...
Hello every one and this is Tanvi, in this post I am going to teach you how to drink water from a can.
Note: This is advanced course and kids bellow 1.6 years are strictly avoided.
If you are above 1.6 then you can follow.
Open the water can cap /led.
If it is not possible by you then take assistance from your friends or seniors, here she is katyayani (caty)
Now try to take the water from the water can using glass, but in this case glass will not workout.
so, I try using my small hand and get the water into my palm.
Please do follow what ever I am doing, should not miss out any step or else you may not achieve the objective.
ok, now you can see how i am inserting my hand into the can.
here it goes,
I think this may not work out for us, so we have to go for plan B
Plan B is, put your mouth into the can and the water will come up.
ya, at last I had my water, it is great that without my parents support i am able to drink the water.
That was my class for you all friends. enjoy drinking water. It is good for health My uncle says.
Thanks for reading this and i hope you learnt some thing from this article.
Will be back with new concept in next post..
Sep 16, 2011
Jul 29, 2010
This bridge is half under the water, for ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side.
Why teachers always seemed so mad?
When in School we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out by kids
Why??????? Read below the essays to know
Interesting answer..given by children to make teachers world upside down
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
_____ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
REPLY
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks
Good Luck Madam!
Thanks & Regards
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Asst.Manager - Facilities Management, CRE, Shared Services
YY Technology and Services – Service Delivery
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